As a child I was always interested in finding things on my own, rather than believing what my teachers/books said. Listing out few of my funny experiments. It might look funny at this point, but at the point I did those experiments, I was damn serious about finding things...
1.
Making Diamond/petroleumVery early I was taught that coal turns into diamonds after sometime. Having never seen any diamond till that time, I was fascinated that a black colored coal can turn into some white color
substance. Decided to make diamonds at my house backyard, by burying a piece of coal in the ground. I have been told that coals turn into diamonds after a lot of time. So i waited for whole of 30 minutes... and then dug up the ground to find my coal lying as coal only :-(
Something was wrong in my experiment, since I did not get any white shining object. This time I decided to keep the coal
buried under for one whole day (boy.. sure that's lots of time..)
and then the ground was marked with two sticks so that I do not have trouble digging up the ground for next day.
Much awaited next day morning came (and sure it looked millions years for me at that point of time) and again to my disappointment, I find my coal lying exactly I placed.
Being that sort of person, who never seize to work till the gaols are achieved, my next step was to consult experts for making this a
successful project, without giving the complete details on my research. Wisdom from my teachers indicated that pressure/temperature plays a major role in the conversion of coal to diamond. Now I know what went wrong with my previous set of experiments. I was waiting till weekend so that by Saturday afternoon after school I can start the process of making diamond and make sure by Monday morning I have a fresh diamond, for the proof of my experiment.
Much awaited Saturday afternoon came and after lunch I started my serious preparation for my breakthrough experiment. Lamp/oil from
Tulasi Maadam was taken out and wicks were placed in all four faces of the lamp and coal was placed in the rut after digging deep with a small spade and I decided to alternate between raising temperature and putting pressure (me jumping/stomping) up and down on the ground. By evening I was pretty much done with alternating between heating the ground (whole box of match sticks were used on that day to light the all 4 faces of the lamp after every episode of putting pressure. This time I was confident of my experiment and with the air of mystic
appearance I came inside for dinner.
Again the whole
experiment of heating and pressurizing the coal took place after my Sunday oil bath and drinking ginger juice. I could not wait till Monday morning to take out the diamond. Whole of remaining Sunday was spent on dreaming how that white substance Diamond will look like and the process of how coal is changing into diamond.
Monday morning I could not
contain my excitement, as I got up and rushed to our backyard to check the status on Diamond. Alas... Destiny had something in mind for me...My coal was remaining as coal as it was on Saturday afternoon and I was raged and decided to go public with the fraud thing mentioned in the book.
First thing in the class, I told the teacher about the fraud mentioned in the book, by outlining the experiments I did in my backyard. My teacher was very short and because of her height they had trouble finding suitable groom for her and she was around 30 years at that point of time. This age is pretty high to remain spinster in that small village. Anyhow she explained that coal does not turn into diamond in such short period of time. So my next question was,
at least it should have turned petroleum by this point. She patiently explained that it takes around generations to become diamonds/petroleum and gave a practical example of having my seventh generation grand daughter might find it as diamond, if I keep coal on that day.
So S-CUBE + 1, take note of this and pass it to your next generation....
2. Becoming immortalThis experiment has nothing to do with science as such. It is believing my neighbour aunty's word on the proverb,
"Erumbbu thinna ennuru varusham uyiruda vazhalam" (if anyone eats Ant, then they will live for 800 years) This time I decided to include a partner for becoming immortal, since I thought it will be boring life for next 800 years without any friends. After carefully weighing with whom I want to continue my friendship for 800 years, I selected R and S. Other than these two I did not have any other friends also, so no time was wasted on the speculation for the selection. S shot down the idea immediately with the practical perspective on that she does not want to live 800 years without parents, as she does not know cooking and so food will be a problem after sometime. Being a practical person as she is always, she pointed another aspect, if our parents come to know of this, they might
spray disinfectant/ant-killing powders in our mouth to kill the ant that had gone into the stomach. If the smell of disinfectant is bad and so the taste will also be bad.
With this fresh perspectives, R also decided to
back out from becoming immortal and since I did not have any other friends, with
whom I want to continue my friendship for next 800 years. I decided to go solo. I caught 2 black ants and put it in water and gulped it down.
I have to wait a long time to find out the result of this experiment. Either I will live forever or in the process of attempting to live forever I might die.
3. MeasurementsFirst day when we were taught how the objects are measured in Kilogram and gram, we decided to weigh for ourselves and find out how much kg. Things would had been ok, if we had stopped with our own weight. Decided to figure out the weight of my science book and pencil. Weighing these things would not have been a problem, if we had normal weighing machine as found in hospitals. All the experiements were done at lorry weighing machine site (TVS office)